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How Dancing With The Stars Will Perform – BASED ON THEIR NAMES
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| Adam Carolla (Comedian/Radio Host) Adam will be stoked to be teamed with the talented Julianne; winning dancer from last season. Based on his name, Adams are selective, sarcastic and don’t listen to their critics. Adams are capable people who chose to associate with the small, select group of like minded people, who actually understand Adams dry sense of humor. When things go wrong, Adams rely on their wit to repair the damage caused by things not going their way – which should come in handy when Adam realizes his dance moves look more like Fred Flintstone than Fred Astair. |
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| Cristian De La Fuente (Actor “CSI Miami”) Cristian is partnered with Cheryl. Based on their names, Cheryl will make dancing fun & Cristian will really enjoy her jovial personality. Given that both of their names begin with “C”, they will both share an impressive work ethic. Because they both have risk taking personalities, neither will be afraid of high kicks or going airborne. Cristians really want to please others & they thrive on receiving other people’s approval - so if you vote for him; he’ll probably buy you a latte or something. On the downside, Cristians have a part of their lives that they need to keep private, so someone should tell Cheryl not to ask too many personal questions. |
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| Shannon Elizabeth (Actress “American Pie”, “That 70’s Show”) Looks like the Luck of the Irish is shining on Shannon Elizabeth this St Patrick’s Day – she got teamed with Derek - one of the best guy dancers on the show. Based on their names - Derek might want to keep Tylenol on an intravenous drip - Shannon Elizabeths can be difficult – and Derek’s going to need to take something for his headaches. Derek will have fun with Shannon Elizabeth’s sarcastic sense of humor & he’ll appreciate her innate desire to achieve but he’ll soon learn that Shannon Elizabeths HATE to be told what to do - So unless he can find a way to teach her to dance telepathically – there are going to be fireworks. |
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 | Steve Guttenberg (Actor “Three Men & A Baby”) Some stars request perks like Deluxe Trailers, Plasma TV’s or Blue M & M’s - but I’m guessing Steve is going to ask for Extra Strength Ear Plugs. Based on his name - Steve will be charming, fun, determined and will give his every effort to learn the dances and to look good doing them. Steves like to win – and they don’t miss a trick – so he’ll avail himself to anything his partner Anna might say that may give him the competitive edge. He’ll love how Anna is so charming - but it will drive him nuts how much Anna talks. Steves aren’t big on meaningless conversation; so once they gather the information they’re seeking – |
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| Penn Jillette (Magician & Illusionist) Penn’s 1st name suggests he’s bossy and extremely observant - so he’ll be great at memorizing the dance moves & knowing when best to keep his mouth shut (which won’t be often). His last name is perfect for a performer; it suggests he’s cocky, silly and loves being the center of attention. So put the whole name together and he has the drive and the presence to give the absolute best performance his abilities can warrant. Penn is going to love that his partner Kym is talented, good looking and feisty. While Kym will be intent on making them look professional; don’t be surprised if Penn the illusionist, tries to make Kym’s costume disappear. |
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| Mario (R & B Singer) Mario will be full of charm, energy and willing to try moves & footwork never before attempted on the show. He’ll be intent on creating a routine unique enough to set him apart from the competition. His moves will be SO advance– that he’ll look like he’s dancing in turbo powered shoes while wearing an electric paint can shaker strapped to his waist. Mario’s partner Karina will share his enthusiasm to work hard, try new moves and bust out the competition. As long as Mario tells Karina how great she is and how lucky he is to have her as his partner, Karina will feel appreciated and admired and they will work great together as a team. |
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 | Marlee Matlin (Academy Award Winning Actress) Based on her name, Marlee will be the hardest working celebrity on the show – that’s the “mar” part. The “lee” part means she’ll share a true camaraderie with her male cast members – Lees get along great with guys. As for her partner Fabian – did you notice the word “Fabulous” begins with the same 3 letters “Fabian” begins with?? This is no coincidence. Based on his name, Fabian will be full of energy, full of life, creative and unconventional. Based on the rest of his name – he relies upon the approval of other’s to feel self worth. So if they ever get the lowest score, Host Tom better have a glass of water with a side order of Prozac waiting for Fabian. |
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| Priscilla Presley (Actress) Based on her 1st & last names, Priscilla might as well have been born with her own Genie – to the observer, she’ll always seem to get what she wants. So don’t be surprised when Priscilla gets great song choices & the best costumes. Priscillas have great willpower and a need to be appreciated, so the more votes she gets, the more validated she’ll feel. Her partner Louis loves to talk - so he’ll be great at explaining various moves and the techniques behind each dance step. They both have the “is” in their names which means their ultimate goal is to get ahead and to be #1. So expect these two to be both methodical and calculating to make that happen. |
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| Monica Seles (9 Time Grand Slam Tennis Champ) Based on her name - Monica will be like the Tazmanian Devil in heels. Her nervous energy won’t let her rest until she tackles her task – that’s why Monica will be 1 of 2 celebrities who’ll put in the most practice reinforcement and constant encouragement, then Monica will be game for anything - which means ironically – since Monica will do whatever’s needed to succeed, their entire future will be based solely upon Jonathan’s dancing techniques & teaching abilities. |
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 | Jason Taylor (Current NFL Man Of The Year) Generally speaking, people named “Jason” & people named “Taylor” are really good looking – so based on his name – Jason Taylor just HAS to be easy on the eyes. Jasons are capable, hard working and exude confidence. Due to their innate athletic & competitive nature – expect his partner Edyta to be twirled, hurled & possibly bench pressed as Jason attempts to obliterate his fellow dancing competition – let’s just hope he doesn’t get overzealous and try to “Hail Mary” her. |
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| Marissa Jaret Winokur (Award Winning B’Way Star) I think Marissa had a whole lot better luck getting her 1st Tony than she will with her 2nd Tony. Based on her name - Marissa will be a character. When the “mar” part of Marissa’s name kicks in - she’ll work really hard to master her dance. But when the rest of Marissa’s letters kick in – she’ll be fickle, indecisive & silly in nature. She’ll goof off during studio time, call her friends to fill them in on her latest drama & make partner Tony counsel her on why she ever entered this thing in the 1st place. Tony will enjoy her dramatic, fun loving flair, but Tony’s there to win, not to be Marissa’s therapist or resident tissue holder. |
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 | Kristi Yamaguchi (Olympic Gold Medal Ice Skater) Kristis have loads of personality, will try anything once and are total flirts. You can count on Kristi to play to both the audience & judges and have fun doing it. Since she has those 3 “i’s” in her name – she REALLY needs to be #1 - so she’s going to coax her partner Mark into attempting the most bold, daring, gravity defying feats ever seen on the show, in hopes of setting herself apart from her competition – let’s just hope her Health Insurance Company doesn’t drop her - before Mark does. Check Back To Read My "Bachelor" 2008 Analyis With The British Chap Bachelor- Matt Grant!! Hmmm - two 1st names .. I like him already .. I'll Fill You In On Who Should Get The Final Rose! |
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