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| Welcome To My Web Site! I'm SO Glad You're Here! Don't Leave Until You've Had A REALLY Good Laugh .. Ok- Here's The Scoop On My New Book - There’s A Definite Science To A Name. I Am Certain One Can Literally “Make A Name For Themselves” & Effectively Alter Their Level Of Success, Happiness & Influence Just By Knowing & Applying 26 Simple Letter Codes. In My Book I Explain How To Profile Our Strengths & Weaknesses By Dissecting And Analyzing A Name. You'll Learn Defining Traits About Yourself, Your Friends, Relatives, Boss, Co-Workers, Significant Other & Even Your Future Kids. You Can Use This Information Strategically To Increase Your Income, Attract Healthy Friends, Discern Motives & Objectives Of People You Encounter & Improve Existing Relationships. My Proprietary Code Gives You The Insight To Best Influence & Communicate With Others. My Observations & Analyses Are Easy To Read, Comprehend & Apply So Don't Wait .. Be The 1st One On Your Block Who Knows What People Are Like Without Ever Meeting Them:) Breaking The Name Code – Define Your Name – Define Your Life Here Are Some Brief Observations I've Made About People By Knowing Their Names .. • Dans Are Social, Observant & Love To Exaggerate. They’re Great At Coordinating People, Plans & Ideas. • Scotts Hate To Commit. They Like To Be Foot Loose & Fiancé Free .. They’re Friendly & Know Everyone. • Hannahs Should Come With Their Own Can Of Halo Polish – They’re Angels & Full Of Love. • Martys Are A ‘One Man Party’. If The “Red Bull” Drink Were A Person, It Would Be Named ‘Marty’ .. These Guys Have An Endless Supply Of Energy. • Ricks Are Bimbo Whisperers. So If You’re Pretty As A Cheerleader – Smart As A Pom Pom .. Rick Charming Wants To Meet You. • Nicoles Are Fun Loving, Risk Taking, Curfew Impaired, Flirts. • Locksleys Are Players, So Giving A Locksley ‘Space’ Is Like Giving A Dog A Cell Phone .. Chances Are They Won’t Use It Too Wisely. • Was That A Sonic Boom Or Was That Just Tyler Using His ‘Indoor Voice’ .. Wow Are These Guys Loud! • Don’t Date A Britney Unless You Have A Large Trust Fund, Extensive Credit Limit Or A 2nd Job - Britneys Have Expensive Taste & They Don’t Do Clearance Racks. • If You Need A Job Done – Give It To A Joe. They’re Hard Working & Need To Complete A Task In Order To Feel Self Worth. • Rashads Don’t Consider It ‘Pre-Marital Sex’ - As Long As They Weren’t Planning On Marrying You. • Austins Shouldn’t Leave The Maternity Ward Without A Microphone, Spot Light & Their Own Talent Agent - They Have Loads Of Personality & Love Being The Center Of Attention. • Jacks’ Lives Are An Adventure. They Seem To Get Enough Exercise Just By ‘Pushing Their Luck’. • Jims Are Smart, Capable And Need To Have The Last Word. • If There Were Such A Group As ‘Nice People ‘R Us” Alisons Would Be Founding Members. Feel free to email me if you want my analysis & insight into a situation in your life! I'm at kerri@youresuchadave.com. Here's The Type Of Emails I Get Daily Subject: Dazed & Confused Hi my name is Gay (define this name if you dare!) This girl keeps finding the wrong men. I'm considering contacting old flames Tom, Peter & old friend Andrew. The new guy I find rather fascinating is Ian. Any of these a good match for me? Hey Girlfriend - Looks like you enjoy torturing yourself in the dating arena. I'll give you this much .. looks like you go for the guy who's going to be a good provider ... but all of them need you to put more into the relationship than they're willing to. If you go for Tom; know going in that you'll have to pamper him .. and everything that happens in your life together is going to be about him. Tom is charming and capable .. but he needs to feel important and you'll put more into the relationship than he will. Peter is friendly, social, opportunities just fall in his lap (like a Kyle, Brad, Derek ..) he'll be generous but he isn't necessarily a hard worker .. he doesn't need to be .. people just give him things ..like job offers, inheritances .. I call Peters "gifted" because people just "give" them things! Andrew is very selective of whom he'll hang out with .. he doesn't need to have a large core group of friends like a Peter; but if you go for Andrew make sure you fit in with his friends; this is very important to Andrew. Andrew is hard working; determined and focused on doing better financially in life than his father. Ian is going to be emotionally unavailable; he's going to be hard working, capable with a need to succeed in everything he attempts .. but he's hard on himself to always achieve .. he doesn't let himself slack off much .. so you'll have to get used to being 2nd in his life. Okay .. if you're looking for Hard Working: Tom, Andrew & Ian are your guys. Most Romantic of this crew: Peter, but Tom can be amazingly charming when trying to get you into bed .. So out of this crew & your criteria I think Andrew is your best pick.. but you might want to keep looking .. don't you know any Matts or Nates? .. someone who will be successful but will be lower maintenance? Good Luck, Kerri I get a kick reading what celebrities name their kids .. mostly to figure out how many lawyers the celebrities will need to keep on retainer just to get their kids through high school .. scroll down the page for a sample Baby Name Analysis For Weekly Fun - Subscribe To My Weekly Newsletter On My Home Page So What Is Hollywood Baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Going To Be Like??? This is MY take .. the problem with the Gene Pool is that there’s no Lifeguard On Duty .. lucky for parents Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt .. they don’t have to worry too much about what will happen when their DNA goes for a swim .... Based on her name here's what the little cutie pie is going to be like .. Her first name ‘Shiloh’ will make her a good looking control freak with the will power of a bull. She’ll be strong in conviction, have a helpful demeanor and unusually good organizational skills ... that's probably just her controlling side kicking in ... Her middle name ‘Nouvel’ will make her an extremely observant, strong willed .. (haven't we heard THIS already), good looking yet vain, fun loving little bugger. Her 1st last name ‘Jolie’ will make her cocky in appearance, yet inside she’ll have self doubts and question her abilities; she'll have a tremendous need to prove herself & again she’ll have remarkable strength .. hmm .. I think we have a theme here!!! Her 2nd last name ‘Pitt’ will make her ‘privileged’ in that opportunities will just fall in her lap , BUT she’s not exactly going to appreciate or even recognize that opportunities come readily to her, because she’ll think EVERYONE gets opportunities like this .. she’ll also be independent and will use her pleasant, friendly personality to set herself apart from others... So really, no great surprise here .. the kid’s going to be strong willed and independent like mom; good looking like mom and dad .. and friendly like dad! | ||||||||||||
